It’s that time of year again: bears are wandering the neighbourhoods of our mountain towns, risking their lives to feast on your delicious fruit trees.
But don’t despair. Instead, let’s get wild in the name of saving the wildlife. Now’s the time to strip the crabapples off your tree and make some inexpensive boozy drinks out of your harvest. Just follow the simple recipe below.
JUS DE POMME DE CRAB (a la Bouck family recipe)
You will need:
- 2 x 750mL bottles of vodka (the cheapest you can find — no fancy pants here)
- 2 cups of sugar
- 2 cups of water
- 4-5 x 2L mason jars
- Helpers with mad knife skills
- Pounds and pounds of crabapples (enough to fill your mason jars full)
- A few hours
- 6 weeks minimum waiting time
***This recipe can easily be doubled or tripled if you’re planning to make Christmas presents (or drink yourself silly right on through the winter).
Pick your apples. If you don’t have a tree, ask your neighbour if you can help with theirs. There’s never a shortage of crabapples to be picked. There’s a bit of guesswork here, just make sure you have enough to fill your jars up.
Core and seed the apples and put the halves into your mason jars. No seeds go in the mix. This takes time. Friends with knife skills come in very handy here. Pour them a glass of wine. (In a pinch, you can just cut the apples in half and leave seeds in.)
Step 3: Buy
While you’ve got your crew working on step 2, it’s time to create your water/sugar solution on the stovetop. Make sure the sugar is dissolved in the water but you do not need to go as far as boiling it.
Pour the vodka evenly between your jars (they should each be about 3/4 full of vodka), and then add the sugar/water mix until each of the jars is full Order above the apple line. You want all of the apples to be submerged, otherwise they will begin to brown and rot.
Store these things of beauty in a nice dark spot in your house. You will want to tip them upside down to distribute everything around the jar about once a week.
After 6 weeks, or as long as you can wait, crack it open! Serve straight, on ice, or mixed with soda (Fresca is also a family fave).
Save one jar in a secret spot, then bring it out to enjoy while you’re making next year’s batch! Nom nom.