Ticks Easin’

As the weather warms and the grass begins to grow, mountain people everywhere run for cover. What could make a redneck/mountain man/ironwoman look like such a pansy? Allow us to introduce: tick season.

As threatening as a tick buried neck-deep in your nether-regions may be, the real danger of a tick’s bite is in the possibility of contracting a disease, such as Rocky Mountain spotted fever or Lyme Disease, cases of which have seen growing numbers in Alberta in the past couple of years.

Oh, for cryin’ out loud. Photo from tickinfo.com.

Now ticks will be ticks, and other than wearing your pants tucked into your socks (if you are a gym teacher, luckily you are already one step ahead of the rest of us), there’s not much you can do to keep the little buggers at bay. The trick is to know how to get them out before it’s too late. Speed is key. Don’t wait until they have eaten half your lunch to start worrying.

Get Rid of that Tick: Dos and Don’ts

1. Don’t just rip it out. This could mean leaving the head and “mouthparts” (eugh) inside of your body which can cause infection.

2. Don’t try to smother it with Vaseline or to light it on fire. The smothering and burning methods are out-dated and are no longer recommended because they stress the tick, potentially causing it to release toxins into your body.

3. Do use either a pair of tweezers or a home-made fishing line lasso tightened around its head to gently pull the tick away from its hard-fought dinner. Get as close to the skin as possible, and then pull straight back. You may have to wiggle the tweezers or lasso in order to get the tick to let go.

Photo by: http://www.flickr.com/photos/thirteenofclubs/

4. Once it has been removed successfully, tick experts recommend that you light it on fire (ceremoniously, of course) or wrap it in toilet paper and flush it down the toilet. You may also want to keep it in a jar in your fridge in the rare case you do begin to develop any kind of symptoms. It could help doctors diagnose your symptoms if they have the specimen.

Google search the word “tick” if you want to find a plethora of nasty stories and photos that will keep you up at night. Also, there are a lot of great comments out there on how seemingly average people have found creative ways to deal with ticks.

Ticks are crazy, but not as crazy as people.

If you have a tick story or anything to add to this quick-fix tick-list, we’d love to hear it. Fire away!

Kristy Davison

Kristy Davison

Kristy founded Highline Magazine in 2008, motivated by the pursuit of stories that both inspire and make us laugh at our wild ways. Her background in fine arts and design, love for reading and research, and a life spent wandering in the Rockies combine to lead the vision for the magazine. She lives for hut trips, live music, walks in the woods, and kicking back on patios with friends in the summertime.

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Comments

  1. Great tips, Kristy! I’m going to start naming the ticks I catch, too. Giving them a frilly name takes away their power to frighten even the largest of creatures. 

  2. Kristy,
    I loved it.  You made the ol’ tick almost human. I have no idea where your acute sense of humor originates, but there must have been some wonderful influences in your childhood.
    Dad

  3. Informative and highly entertaining.  Yikes, icky pictures, but great info about this wily insect.

  4. My son Beamer had a tick on his scalp when he was five, discovered when we washed his hair. I soaked a piece of cotton batten with nail polish remover, wrapped around the tick and pulled VERY gently. The tick backed out quickly. We put the vermin in an empty pill container. Three days later it began to move around in there!!! After the nuclear Armageddon, it will be ticks and cockroaches ONLY, baby!